Parenting done right.
Relationship Status: Nah
Our African Wedding
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
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My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
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reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•do you need any more reasons
Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.
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Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would sex you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
A picture hasn’t hit me this hard in a while… Gah this is so beautiful.
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Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
I laugh at this every time because jordan’s arm is in a cast and its just awkwardly sitting there
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alex pettyfer ∞ magic mike (2012)
there’s your man, holly.
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I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
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